straight people should NOT get married. look im not a heterophobe… i mean, i love straight people..and all… im just saying they shouldnt get married. its weird.
Holy shit, you’re weird….god damn
look i cant be a heterophobe, i have straight friends! all im saying is how am i going to explain to my kids that a man and a woman want to get married? its unnatural
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING